Jersey Shore

Pauly D and The Situation try to get some ass. Ronnie and Sammi exchange bodily fluids. Snooki gets knocked the f**k out in a bar fight. By a guy.

The Situation can’t believe that Sammi chose Ronnie over him. Angelina decides she’s too good to work at the store gets fired. JWoww’s boyfriend comes for a visit.

Snooki tells the others she’s leaving the Jersey Shore. The roommates’ first night out at the club gets flirty. Mike and Ronnie both pine for Sammi.

Eight of the hottest, tannest, craziest guidos (and roommates) move into their summer share. Romance heats up and offensive language runs amok.