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Fox Fall Schedule: Five Shows Canceled, Two Added

Matt Richenthal — Wed, 11 May 2011 12:54:34 +0000

Even before it presents its official 2011-2012 schedule next week, Fox has made it clear there won’t be a lot of room on its upcoming calendar. The network committed months ago to new programs The X-Factor and Terra Nova.

Therefore, it didn’t come as a major surprise last night when five shows were axed. With apologies to fans of the following, the canceled series are:

Human Target
Breaking In
Traffic Light
Lie to Me
The Chicago Code

Cal Lightman and Jarek Wysocki: Solid characters on unpopular shows.

Fox also picked up a pair of highly-anticipated dramas. They are:

Alcatraz: Produced by J.J. Abrams, starring Jorge Garcia.
The Finder: A Bones spin-off, featuring Geoff Stults as a former military policeman, aired as a back-door pilot last month.

Fox will announce its complete schedule on Monday, May 16.

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Human Target Review: “The Other Side of the Mall”

Jennifer Walker — Thu, 23 Dec 2010 11:52:14 +0000

This week’s episode of Human Target had me reaching for my remote to see what else was on television. Previously, I actually had faith the new writers might have come up with a way to save this failing show, and now I know I was wrong.

On “The Other Side of the Mall,” Chance and his team are hired to protect a family that has been targeted for murder. He must figure out who is after the family and why.

I must say that the first 30 minutes of the episode covered all that there was of the storyline. The show could have simply ended there, and it might have made more sense to me.

The second half, when they were sending the Applebaum son in to save the day by returning the laptop, was a complete waste of time. It almost seemed as if the writers were trying to finish the story just to complete their allotted timeslot. Definitely one of the worst episodes I have ever watched on television!

Chance connects with the Swedish thugs trying to murder the Applebaum family and works out a deal: their safety in exchange for Joel’s laptop. Everyone agrees that this is the only way to stop the thugs and allow the Applebaum family to get their life back.

Joel musters up the courage to help Chance save the day and protect his family. After all, he was the one that hacked into the Swedes’ online computer and erase their programs.

At the mall things get a bit crazy, and the next thing you see is Chance flying across the mall on Santa’s sleigh to knock out the thug and retrieve the laptop. The same exact laptop that was supposed to be traded for the family’s freedom. Why did Chance change his mind all of a sudden and want the computer back?

The worst part of the confusing ending? The team and Chance can’t even give enough information to properly explain the conclusion to this case. Did they say Michem was working alone and that Richard got his old job back? So Michem was someway in cohorts with the Swedes and the Zombie Bots program was secretly embedded in his company’s computers? Why on earth would Michem do that? What did this Michem have to gain? Why would a successful pharmaceutical company CEO get in bed with a crooked computer hacker?

Joel seems like an average shy teenager, so reserved he can’t even ask a girl out. Why would he all of a sudden become so vengeful, out to piss people off solely on “not liking a game?” Seems a bit strange if you ask me.

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Human Target Review: “Dead Head”

Jennifer Walker — Thu, 16 Dec 2010 12:14:06 +0000

How can you help someone that doesn’t remember who he is? This small obstacle is no match for our hero in Human Target, as Chance is able to save the day, even with the police after him.

On “Dead Head,” Chance is hired to protect a man with retrograde amnesia. John Doe wants help in figuring out who he is and why the cops are after him. Doe wants to figure out if he really is a criminal.

Winston personally gets involved in the case, by first knowing the crooked cop that is after Doe and also by having to visit his ex-wife to get a hold of old evidence. We learned a lot about our hero’s sidekick this week. Winston lost his job by being obsessed with busting Lieutenant Broward, which eventually ended his career and also his marriage.

Next, a bad ass biker gang tries to kill Ames and John Doe, which leads Chance to create a Molotov cocktail to save his buddies. Thankfully, no one is hurt and the team quickly figures out the true identity of John Doe. He’s a the Laundry Man, known to help crooked cops get rid of dirty money. All along we were secretly hoping Doe would turn out to be a good guy!

Lieutenant Broward wants to get rid of Doe because he not only knows about his transgressions, but also has seemed to switch sides. Only problem with this story is that Doe has amnesia. How can John Doe cause any trouble for Broward if he can’t even remember who he is?

In the end, Winston gets to bust his long time adversary and Chance helps John Doe start a new life. Seems like the entire team was made up of people looking for a second chance to make their life mean something.

Maybe that is why this show is so entertaining, seeing a once bad guy now fight crime in a very unorthodox way. Chance and his team don’t exactly follow the rules. They do whatever they want along the way to stop the bad guys, even if that means blowing up a motel room in the process.

Yet in the end, good always prevails over evil. Kind of predictable don’t you think?

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Human Target Season 2 Episode 6 Recap: The Other Side of the Mall

TV Fanatic Staff — Thu, 16 Dec 2010 07:26:55 +0000

Richard Applebaum sent a letter to the FDA to expose problems with his company’s (Hoxton Moss) pharmaceutical drug that is about to hit the market. Someone now is trying to kill him and his family so he goes to Chance for help.

Chance goes to work with Richard as an office temp. Ames goes to school with his son Joel and Winston stay home with his wife Rachel.

Richards boss Michem is angry because he knows he contacted the FDA.

Two men show up at their home and try to kill Rachel. Winston is able to stop them.

Ames helps Joel sneak out of lockdown to go to a party and see a girl. He takes his laptop to the party to play music. The thugs then show up to the party.

A Swedish game designer turned hacker that specializes in zombie bots is after Joel. The thugs show up to the party and try to take down Joel. Chance shows up just in time to stop the men and help Joel and Ames escape.

Joel played a game called Zombie Circus, which he thought sucked, so he hacked into the company’s website and erased all their files. They now want revenge.

Guerrero goes to the boss and gets the Swedes’ contact information. Chance contacts the man behind the hit and arranges to trade the laptop for the family’s freedom. He wants Joel to personally deliver the computer into a crowded mall.

The team is undercover in the mall as Joel delivers the laptop. Just as Joel is about to make the drop, his friend Jamie stops him to talk. The Swedes change their mind and decide to also take Joel. Chance is able to stop them by riding a hanging sled to knock out the thug and take back Joel’s laptop.

Michem was acting alone, so Richard Applebaum gets to keep his job.

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Human Target Season 2 Episode 5 Recap: Dead Head

TV Fanatic Staff — Wed, 08 Dec 2010 10:32:40 +0000

A man hires Chance and his team. The man drives up and accidently sets off a car bomb by backing into another car. He then can’t remember his identity because he has retrograde amnesia.

John Doe is released to Pucci’s custody. The police arrive to question John Doe. Lieutenant Broward and Winston know each other. Broward is the dirty officer that cost Winston his job and reputation. Chance now wants to help John Doe and take Broward down.

Chance goes to the motel that J.D. stayed at before his car exploded and find a key to a storage facility.

Guerrero discovers that the bomb was created by ammeters.

The Mongrels (biker gang) arrive at the motel. Ames and J.D. are attacked in the room and Chance makes a Molotov cocktail to save them. Broward then appears and John Doe is taken into police custody.

Lieutenant Broward actually was the one that hired the Mongrels to take out Chance and get John Doe back.

Chance then, at gun point, rescues John Doe from Broward.

Ames sees a pen with the name of storage facility in John Doe’s pocket. They head to the facility and find a van full of cash.
John Doe is actually David Jarecki. Guererro knows him as the Laundry Man, capable of making millions disappear in one day. Broward must have J.D. to get rid of his dirty money.

Winston goes to his ex-wife’s house to pick up old evidence against Broward.

John Doe didn’t keep record of his money laundering because he had a photographic memory. Winston blows up because he spent his entire life and career trying to convict Broward.

Chance and J.D. go to the police station and turn themselves in. John Doe pretends to get his memory back and wants to make a deal for Broward to accept two million for his freedom, but in reality is after his account number. Just as Broward is typing in the account number he gets suspicious and asks J.D. the name of the bar they conduct business at.

John Doe takes Broward to the storage facility to show him the ten million in cash. Winston stops Broward because J.D. has memorized the Barbados account number. They now have the evidence to convict him.

John Doe really made the bomb to fake his own death and make a run for it. He wanted Chance to protect him while he made his escape.

Winston goes to his ex-wife to apologizes for their past, of always putting his job ahead of her.

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Human Target Review: “Taking Ames”

Jennifer Walker — Thu, 02 Dec 2010 12:33:10 +0000

This week saw Christopher Chance scrambling to save one of his own, the newest member of his team.

On “Taking Ames,” the team agrees to help out the newly-reformed Ames. She somehow gets involved with a bad man named Marcus and his attempt to steal three very large diamonds. Marcus is the type of man you don’t want to get mixed up with, someone Chance is usually out to get.

What does our hero do to save the day? He agrees to go undercover as the clean up guy. What does the clean up guy do? He cleans up the mess by killing the people that are not needed anymore.

So Chance’s first job as the clean up guy is to kill of the man that was originally responsible for contriving the plan to steal the diamonds. Thankfully, Chance is so awesome he is able to strangle this man and then moments later revive him using electricity to shock his heart.

Honestly, now we can say we’ve seen it all! Chance really is capable of everything. First, killing a man; then, saving him. He is unstoppable.

The new writers must also want to incorporate sexy naked women into their scenes. Don’t really know how having Ames strip down to her underwear and oil herself up to squeeze through an air vent has anything to do with the storyline. I’m sure skinny Ames could have fit through the vent just fine with her clothes on.

I’m left wondering if we will ever see Chance, Guerrero, or Winston oil their naked bodies to squeeze through a tight space. I doubt it.

Did you notice the way Chance and Mrs. Pucci looked at each other while sharing the celebratory scotch for a job well done? I know these two are headed for the sack, probably sooner than later.

In the end, Ames joins the team, permanently choosing to lead a more honest life. She is fast becoming one of my favorite characters, adding a sense of humor to an otherwise serious cast. She seems to also be the ideal partner for Guerrero.

What did everyone else think of the episode?

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Human Target Season 2 Episode 4 Recap: The Return of Baptiste

TV Fanatic Staff — Thu, 02 Dec 2010 07:53:16 +0000

The title of this Human Target episode says it all. Lennie James returns as a nemesis for Chance, as our hero and Baptiste engage in a stand-off while searching for a kidnapped woman.

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Human Target Review: “The Wife’s Tale”

Jennifer Walker — Thu, 25 Nov 2010 11:32:42 +0000

You never know when the past will make it back to haunt you… and this week a previous mark makes his way back into Chance’s life.

On “The Wife’s Tale” Christopher Chance is hired to protect a beautiful woman. Rebecca Brooks turns to Chance for defense when in reality he was the one responsible for her husband’s death many years ago.

Chance of course does anything to protect Mrs. Brooks, eventually even getting shot by her. But why would she shoot a man that is trying to defend her? She figures out the truth, that Chance was the one that killed her husband.

Mr. Brooks was a smart yet crooked professor who learned how to predict the stock market. That is the reason he was murdered, because someone wanted that significant information.

Chance decides to save the truth about Mr. Brooks from his wife. Why would anyone want to keep this considerable information to himself? Chance is truly out to protect the people he is hired to defend. He would rather Mrs. Brooks hate him than hate her dead dishonest husband.

I enjoyed watching this week’s more female cast, including Ilsa Pucci and Aimes. The writers did a good job adding that missing part of this show. Women out there can more easily relate to the new female cast, and men enjoy the new eye candy!

Aimes is becoming Guerrero’s sidekick, helping the usual mediocre man find a more humorous and humane role. We hope these two can develop some sort of meaningful relationship. Who knows, maybe even one that becomes romantic down the line?

This week, Winston helps the new member of the team Mrs. Pucci get acquainted with Chance’s business. By the end of the episode he even has time to save Chance’s life once again. Sometimes we wonder how Chance would make it without his awesome partner. Winston’s role is immeasurable, and we are sure Chance usually wouldn’t make it out alive without his help.

One thing we learn this week is that Chance seems to have no trouble forgetting his past and becoming the man he is today. Only one thing is important to him, to save and protect the person that has hired him.

Christopher Chance is willing to risk his life to save his client, but what will be his breaking point? Will Chance ever regret choosing good over evil?

Overall, this week’s episode entertained yet left me still wanting closure to the storyline of last season. Will we ever know what happened to Chance’s old boss and what important information he was willing to kill for? I have a feeling I might be left wondering for a long time.

Until Next week, here are a few of my favorite Human Target quotes:

Winston: Gentlemen clientele.
Chance: Pretty safe to say.
Winston: Noting safe about that place.
Chance: Are you worried about me? | permalink

Guerrero: Who’s the dude?
Winston: You’re drunk.
Chance: You’re not wearing your glasses.
Guerrero: Fell into a meat grinder, new pair won’t be ready until tomorrow. | permalink

Guerrero: Obviously I can’t drive the elderly in this condition, who’s going to take me to Donnelly? | permalink

Chance: Internet dating, it’s crazy huh? | permalink

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Human Target Season 2 Episode 3 Recap: Taking Ames

TV Fanatic Staff — Thu, 25 Nov 2010 07:37:58 +0000

Ames pretends to be a pregnant woman to help a man named Brody break into a building. After the job Chance shows up and busts Ames.

Winston chastises Ames and she apologizes for screwing up. She tells Chance that an old friend named Brody Rivera needed a favor. She met him in foster care and they have taken care of each other ever since.

Brody goes to see a man named Marcus, who wants to hire him for a big job.

Ames tells Brody she doesn’t want to work with him anymore. He then offers her seven figures. Andres Marcus then shows up and Ames agrees to take on the job.

The team quickly identifies Marcus and labels him a bad guy.

Ames calls the team and asks them to take her on as their client because she is in a bit of trouble. They agree to help her out.

Chance goes to the heist planning gathering as Chicago. Marcus wants them to break into the SF Metropolitan Museum and steal The Three Sisters of Antwerp Diamonds.

Winston tells Pucci about Ames’s trouble of getting involved in a jewelry heist to steal the Three Sisters. She wants them to call the police but Winston convinces Pucci to allow them to help Ames.

Chance (undercover as Chicago) is taken to the man who devised the entire plan to steal the diamonds. Chicago’s task is to kill him. Chance strangles him and then uses electricity to jump start the man’s heart to save him.

Ames squeezes through the air vent to get into the museum and kill the security system. Ames tells Brody she went to Chance for help and that she works for him. Brody gets upset because he didn’t make a deal to give back the diamonds.

Ames gets hold of the diamonds and gives them to Chance. Marcus escapes.

Ames gets a call from Marcus telling her to bring him the diamonds or Brody dies.

Ames puts the diamonds in a locker where Marcus takes the diamonds out of a fake back. Guerrero arrives with the real Chicago and takes Marcus down.

Brody is outside sitting on the pressure switch of a bomb. Chance runs and throws Brody off of the bomb and saves his life.

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Human Target Season Premiere Review: “Ilsa Pucci”

Jennifer Walker — Thu, 18 Nov 2010 11:54:08 +0000

The second season of Human Target begins right where last season left off. Winston is being held hostage by Chance’s former boss, who is after one thingL his infamous book. Chance is somehow able to save his friend and immediately decides to take a much needed hiatus.

But before we get to this week’s plot, I must ask one very important question:

What happened to the storyline that ended season one? Where is Chance’s old boss? What great secrets were in the book that he was after? I was a bit disappointed that the previous story was completely dropped without any proper conclusion. Do you think Chance’s old boss will ever seek retribution for losing his hand

In the beginning of “Ilsa Pucci,” Chance decides to leave Winston and his job to do a little soul searching. He’s tired of constantly putting his dear friend’s life on the line. He just needs a break!

Where does the man of the hour end up? Meditating in an Ashram for months. Thankfully, Ilsa Pucci shows up to break Chance’s trance and things go back as they should be.

Pucci then hires Chance to figure out who killed her husband and also to protect her. At first things don’t go exactly as Chance would like, but by the end Chance is able to save the day.

Chance even acquires a new benefactor, the gorgeous Mrs. Pucci herself. She wants to give Chance the ability to help people all over the world. With her power and wealth, we see great things ahead for Chance and his team. This new endless supply of money and power should definitely make for an entertaining second season.

And now that Mrs. Pucci is a widow, we predict things heating up quickly between her and Chance. Is she the partner and lover Chance has been waiting for since Katherine’s death?

One thing is for certain, if you are looking for a wild, entertaining hour of television you have come to the right place. Human Target might not have the greatest storylines, but it definitely has the action and adventure you crave.

Chance isn’t afraid to jump out of a twelve-story building into a canal of water or lay his life on the line for someone he hardly knows. He is simply a hero, willing to do whatever it takes to save the day.

Until next week, here are a few of our favorite Human Target quotes to keep you smiling:

Chance: Winston, I’m sorry for getting you into this mess. I’m sorry for whatever torture you had to endure because of me. Most of all, I’m sorry about Aunt Suzy.
Winston: Aunt Suzy? No man, not Aunt Suzy (then he shoots Winston). | permalink

Ilsa: You know, I thought you’d be different.
Chance: Taller?
Ilsa: No.
Chance: Younger?
Ilsa: No, braver. | permalink

Chance: Nice dress, it’s going to make targeting you a breeze.
Ilsa: Just trying to make your job easier. | permalink

Ilsa: There are a lot of smarter ways to earn a dollar.
Chance: I’m not very bright.
Ilsa: You are brave. You must have a lot to be redeemed for.
Chance: I do. | permalink

Chance: No more hiding, I’m not going anywhere. | permalink

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